This is from an actual news release:
Retreat Announced For Catholic Women
The [name of place], [name of town], will be the setting for a day long retreat for area Catholic women. Msgr. John [last name] will be retreat master for the event which is sponsored by the [diocese name] Council of Catholic Women. The day’s schedule will be full breakfast, conference, reconciliation, Mass, lunch, the recitation of the rosary, and time for gift shopping.