The following is an approximate recollection of a phone call I received at work this evening.
Me: Hello. (name of station here)
Caller: I'm calling from (name of town here). I'm not getting you on my TV.
Me: Is it just our station? Or is it all of them?
Caller: It's all of them.
Me: Sounds like a problem with your cable company. You'll have to call them.
Caller: I did, but they're not answering. That's why I'm calling you, so that you can call them and get something done.
Me: Sorry. I can't do that. You'll have to keep calling them.
Caller: OK. But I just want you to know that I'm not going to donate to your causes anymore.