Of all the things I have to be thankful for in this life, there is one thing in particular. Namely, that my name is Jennifer and not Scat Dubya. I mention this because Scat Dubya is apparently what I would have been named if Alaska Governor and GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin were my mother. Scat Dubya Palin. Shooo-bee-dooo-beee-dooo. I'd fit right in with my brothers and sisters: Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper Palin. Yes, those are the real names of the real Palin children. Yes, I am thankful that I am not one of them.
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