I am now officially a part-time student at Luzerne County Community College.
Friday's meeting with my academic advisor was, as I suspected it would be, brief. I told her that I already had a four-year degree and that I only wanted to take one course. She asked why they had me take the PLACEMENT TEST. I said I didn't know (although I later wondered if maybe it was because I didn't bother to send them a transcript from Juniata. Whatever. It was either waste my time taking the test or waste my money sending for a transcript). My advisor promptly filled out the appropriate form and sent me to the registrar's office. That's where the whole back to school experience became a reality. When they print out the course schedule and the bill - which includes tuition and assorted fees - it's real.
Anyway, now all that's left is to buy some books, get my student ID, and go to class. Starting right after Labor Day.