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I hadn't planned to blog today, but this was too good to pass up.  One of the local newspapers had this little gem posted online as a "latest headline."

Woman slaps another woman in her driveway

On Tuesday, (woman's name here) of Saylorsburg stated that a woman, who is 5 feet, four inches tall with dark brown hair, pulled into her driveway in a small red car, possibly a Dodge Neon or a Chevrolet Cavalier.

(The complainant) said the person got out of the car, approached her and struck her once in the face and three or four times in the ribs. She said the person got back in the car and fled on Silver Valley Road toward Route 209.

Anyone with information is asked to contact the Pennsylvania State Police at Fern Ridge (570) 646-2271.

OK.  Judging by this article, it appears that some woman pulled into some other woman's driveway on a whim and starting slapping her around.  The woman wo got slapped around has no idea who was slapping her around.  Right.  Because, as we all know, that kind of stuff happens all the time.

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